in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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