I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He? As in you personified your dick?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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