Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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