I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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