Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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