He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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