He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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