Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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