But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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