these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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