What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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