i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
