Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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