just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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