Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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