i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Randomize
