wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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