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• (626): View more from California

  i need an iv and a liver transplant

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks

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• (754): View more from Florida

  You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender

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• (530): View more from California

  There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  My bed is full of blood and feathers

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• (916): View more from California

  I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?

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  It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents

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• (518): View more from New York

  CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS

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