I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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