Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I need a burrito and a hug.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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