The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest