she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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