So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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