it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
