singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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