this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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Have fun and good luck.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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