i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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