I love black thongs
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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