Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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