FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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