I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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