just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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