i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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I just found a bag of teeth...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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