is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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