my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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