Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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