Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.