that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw