Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts