If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.