oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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