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I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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