Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
