Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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