fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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