when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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