No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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