Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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