Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
The air taste purple.
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