I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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