i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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