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• (816): View more from Missouri

  FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot

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  Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it

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• (562): View more from California

  she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk

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• (801): View more from Utah

  When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Is this an intervention?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently

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• (716): View more from New York

  I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh

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