I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!