what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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