I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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