So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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