how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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