you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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