remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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