I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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