I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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