So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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