My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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