Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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