i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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